What did the owl say to the squirrel?
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. It then ate the squirrel because owls are birds of prey.
Q. What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
A. Ask for a Wii-match!
A woman cums at the doctor.
So I invested in PotCoin the other day. Instead of a staking coin, it's a baking coin.
Two Nazi's walk into a bar
... BAR as in Browning Automatic Rifle. They get shot and killed. Their mothers will never get to bury their children. War is hell.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.